With Tuesday's opening of the "The Omen" -- and because today is 06-06-06 -- the Tempo Subcommittee on Parental Recognition of Demon Kin offers these tips on how to identify if your child is, well, you know who ...
1. He insists on changing his nickname from "Scooter" to "Eternal Purveyor of Cataclysmic Doom and Nightmarish Darkness." When pressed for a reason, he claims it's catchier
2. He's always asking the lifeguard if the baby pool contains any holy water.
3. You find yourself searching the Walgreens aisles for diapers that will accommodate a forked tail.
4. When you ask him what he wants for his birthday, he hisses: "Your immortal soul."
5. His natural body temperature is 380 degrees.
6. When asked what he wants to be when he grows up, responds: the enemy of Goodness. Or, maybe, an astronaut.
6 Ways to tell your child is the Son of Satan
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