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DocHoliday78
May 31st, 2005, 04:52 PM
I just got off the phone with my boy sheed, we talked a little bit bout his T. He knew he got outta line but he guaranteed me a victory so im guaranteeing one too.
lllusion
May 31st, 2005, 04:54 PM
well wade, just called me for some advice.. I was like dude just do what ever it takes.
He was for real , we already beat them twice.
Stifler
May 31st, 2005, 04:56 PM
I just got off my cellphone, you're both facking nuts.
Whisper
May 31st, 2005, 06:26 PM
i just got off the phone with pete rose, he's go 2 Gs on the Heat
Wolf
May 31st, 2005, 06:52 PM
i have actually talked to the pilsbury doughboy himself(sean may) on AIM. beat that.
DocHoliday78
May 31st, 2005, 07:26 PM
Aight heres the deal: Wade just called me up, hes lucky since i was at the gym doing some plyos, and he told me nike is trying to get at him. Only problem is, he is tied up with converse at the moment. His plan is infact to not only throw tonights game by going 9-25 but to lose the series so converse drops him. Then nike will sign him for 130 million and they will win it all next year.
ChampTTU
May 31st, 2005, 07:29 PM
Nike just called me and told me they would never pay 130 million for a loser. Converse called me after Nike and asked me why nobody cares about their shoes anymore.
thAshAdyOne
May 31st, 2005, 09:13 PM
Shaq just called me and asked should he put his balls in Ben's mouth....I smiled and replied...."Yes, that's the Shaq we all know and love!"
MixMasta
May 31st, 2005, 09:14 PM
David Stern called me to tell me that the series is fixed, Heat win in seven. He said Wade/Shaq sell more and appeal more to the American public, and this new team style of basketball isn't what he was going for, so he wants to end it now.
rpgreligion
May 31st, 2005, 09:18 PM
Pizza Hut called me, they got my damn order wrong.
Wolf
May 31st, 2005, 09:30 PM
David Stern called me to tell me that the series is fixed, Heat win in seven. He said Wade/Shaq sell more and appeal more to the American public, and this new team style of basketball isn't what he was going for, so he wants to end it now.

I get it! It's all a big conspiracy! :hail:
DocHoliday78
May 31st, 2005, 09:45 PM
Shit i dont know if you guys saw it or not but tnt show shaq on the cell that was me he was chatting it up with. Was telling me that the convo between him and shady was misinterpreted. What he meant was that his nut hair is comparable to ben wallace's fro. Back to the game, just had to clear that misunderstanding up
thAshAdyOne
June 1st, 2005, 01:47 PM
poop i dont know if you guys saw it or not but tnt show shaq on the cell that was me he was chatting it up with. Was telling me that the convo between him and shady was misinterpreted. What he meant was that his nut hair is comparable to ben wallace's fro. Back to the game, just had to clear that misunderstanding up



hey...it might have been misconstrued....but if his wife likes Nut Afros, then I have to grow one....she is fine as fuck!
DocHoliday78
June 1st, 2005, 02:15 PM
Ha, told yall.......DEEEEEEEEEEEEEETROIIIIIIIIT BAAAASKETTTTTBAAAAALLLLL
MixMasta
June 1st, 2005, 04:57 PM
Ha, told yall.......DEEEEEEEEEEEEEETROIIIIIIIIT BAAAASKETTTTTBAAAAALLLLL

Yes! Yes Doc! Yes! :hail: :hail: :hail:
thAshAdyOne
June 1st, 2005, 05:15 PM
well we'll see how Detroit fares without Larry Brown next year!!
MixMasta
June 1st, 2005, 10:58 PM
well we'll see how Detroit fares without Larry Brown next year!!

Don't worry, whoever is our next coach (probably Flip) will unleash the number 2 pick in the 2003 draft, Mr. Darko Milic. If he was picked before 'Melo and Wade, he has to have some talent.

Right? :huh:
DocHoliday78
June 2nd, 2005, 03:19 PM
god i hope he has SOME talent.......