XO Forum: Man Laws

[Lyrical Gamer]

Men! In the spirit of Male solidarity: Post your Man-Laws here. One per-post please and you are not allowed to be a sissy girly man. With any luck the ground we break with this forum, in conjunction to the efforts put forth by MGD, these laws will become universal. Feel free to debate the laws proposed by others, but don't be dicks.

Man-Law: Men should not, ever, giggle. If a man does giggle, he should be sure not to get caught or admit to it.

[blinx]

Man-Law: a man should never put clothes on his pets (cats and dogs)

[Jafo]

A person who makes a concious effort to not put their elbows on the table while they eat, is not a man.

[Variation]

What happens at the clubs, stays at the clubs.

[Casper]

Never mess with your friends girl, or ex-girl.

[D3STRO]

Never mess with your friends girl, or ex-girl.
I always told my friends that if she is coming on to you like that ... I don't care. Just make sure you tell me when you are done preferably call me from her bed and say the "Yo Scars" ... "I just got done sleeping with your whore of a girlfriend." "Thought you would want to know". Then you could pass the phone to her and I could dump her ass ... holla

If she is coming on to you and you are a good friend, then you are going to tell me and I am going to dump her filthy ass anyways. You might as well get laid/head out of the deal. WORD

My Man Law:
Razors are meant for your face, not your legs.

[duke]

Not make lists about said manliness on the internet

[D3STRO]

Not make lists about said manliness on the internet

classic DUKE:hyst:

[Stifler]

I always told my friends that if she is coming on to you like that ... I don't care. Just make sure you tell me when you are done preferably call me from her bed and say the "Yo Scars" ... "I just got done sleeping with your whore of a girlfriend." "Thought you would want to know". Then you could pass the phone to her and I could dump her ass ... holla

If she is coming on to you and you are a good friend, then you are going to tell me and I am going to dump her filthy ass anyways. You might as well get laid/head out of the deal. WORD

My Man Law:
Razors are meant for your face, not your legs.
:hail:

[Lyrical Gamer]

Not make lists about said manliness on the internet

This isn't about "manliness" it's about how men should behave so we don't turn into Emo/Metrosexuals/women.

Man Law: One should not crap on another's forum with a pointless comment.:p

[Ford Mustang]

I always told my friends that if she is coming on to you like that ... I don't care. Just make sure you tell me when you are done preferably call me from her bed and say the "Yo Scars" ... "I just got done sleeping with your whore of a girlfriend." "Thought you would want to know". Then you could pass the phone to her and I could dump her ass ... holla

If she is coming on to you and you are a good friend, then you are going to tell me and I am going to dump her filthy ass anyways. You might as well get laid/head out of the deal. WORD

My Man Law:
Razors are meant for your face, not your legs.


That's awesome.

[duke]

This isn't about "manliness" it's about how men should behave so we don't turn into Emo/Metrosexuals/women.

Man Law: One should not crap on another's forum with a pointless comment.:p

Oh really, that's what it's about. Well that's great because jesus titty fucking christ i was about to start painting my nails and watch faggot anime but fortunately a bunch of people on an internet forum informed me how to behave.

But thanks for the instructions!

[MixMasta]

Never mess with your friends girl, or ex-girl.

Is ex-girl always out of the question?

My situation right now is I have been hooking up with one of my good friend's ex-girlfriends best friend, who is the more attractive of the two, but I have more feelings for the ex, but I haven't tried anything yet out of respect for my friend. They broke up in November after going out for two years and he still isn't over her, so I don't think I should even think about going there, but he is going to Europe for 35 days in a week and it is so tempting.

Is this a bad thing to get involved in? College is right around the corner so I never have to see these people again!

[Stifler]

Oh really, that's what it's about. Well that's great because jesus titty faping christ i was about to start painting my nails and watch faggot anime but fortunately a bunch of people on an internet forum informed me how to behave.

But thanks for the instructions!
You need to work on the language you use.

Jesus titty fucking Christ? What about just using "what the fuck" - or were you just in "character?"

[duke]

Do you value your friend or having sex with this girl more?

Once you decide, there is your answer. But really he should get the fuck over it by now.

edit: in character i don't say things like that

[Stifler]

Do you value your friend or having sex with this girl more?

Once you decide, there is your answer. But really he should get the fap over it by now.

edit: in character i don't say things like that
Sometimes people just want to get it out of their system and give the girl a quick jump even though they value the friendship. In these circumstances, do it and keep your mouth shut... although you'd have to worry about the girl and her mouth.

[duke]

Sometimes people just want to get it out of their system and give the girl a quick jump even though they value the friendship. In these circumstances, do it and keep your mouth shut... although you'd have to worry about the girl and her mouth.

Exactly. Which is why you have to decide. You have to assume that you're going to get busted and decide if it's worth it.

[Snake Eyez]

Do her and then tell your friend that you did it for him. Show him that she isn't worth his time is she is willing to have sex with one of his friends.

[lllusion]

The Internet is not your personal diary, so stfu and get a life.