Hooters - Clothed Stripclub?

[Stifler]

One of my favorite restaurants.

Discuss.

[Reclaimer]

The food sucks and it's over priced.
It's a place that men can go because their wives won't let them go to a strip bar.

Since I dont have that problem, my solution is to have a nice dinner somewhere else, and then go to the titty bar.

[Casper]

Best wings at any place I've been to. There's one finally opening around here, about a 20 minute drive, so it'll be a nice place to bring some co-workers.

[Darkside]

The closest one near me is an hour away. It was a fun time, but most of the waitresses had that trailer park squint in their eyes :(

[Stifler]

Funny/Ironic thing here is that the one that opened here not too long back is practically right next to some huge church and it took forever for them to finally build it. I've been to a couple Hooter's now, the food over here is pretty decent for the most part, but you just feel like you're going to a stripclub sometimes.

[Stifler]

The food sucks and it's over priced.
It's a place that men can go because their wives won't let them go to a strip bar.

Since I dont have that problem, my solution is to have a nice dinner somewhere else, and then go to the titty bar.
As I was reading this I was listening to some Chris Rock stand up...

"Someone has to entertain the married men of america... your wife, she'll take care of ya, but she ain't going to entertain ya..."

:rofl: :hail:

[Sheeyt]

Hooters is crap... Casper if they have the best wings of any place you've been to, you haven't been to many places. Their food is terrible, and the chicks, most of the time aren't even that hot, let alone do they have nice "hooters.'

The only time I went to Hooters was in Ocean City, MD and the chicks where all rocking A cup boobies.

[fiXXXer]

Here is my take on it.

What Hooters IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT

[fiXXXer]

And what it REALLY IS

[Sheeyt]

LMAO good oen fiXXXer/

[D3STRO]

http://www.sofakingssportsbar.com/

one of my favorites ... discuss

check out the gallery ... and the food is pretty good

[Stifler]

Shit I wish I could have been there for the cleavage content :(

[BoneHead]

I personally love Hooters wings. Although I'll admit some of them I've been to the food does suck. But for the most part they are pretty good. Most of the other food there...ehhh...I'll pass.

Like said above, Hooters is a decent place to go for entertainment while getting some decent food in an atmosphere that is alot more relaxed than a strip joint.

[thrAsher]

I'd be more embarrassed to be seen at Hooters than a titty bar. At least you're not lying to yourself when you hit the strip club.

And Destro, I must check out Sofa King sometime. Seems like it's Sofa King cool. :hyst:

[Lyrical Gamer]

All the ones in Vancouver suck. Lousy food and the waitresses aren't much to look at either. I could care less. If I want strippers, I got to a bar or ask the GF. If I want to eat, I want good food; fuck what the waitresses look like.

[thrAsher]

If I want to eat, I want good food; fap what the waitresses look like.

9 out of 10 times they are hotter at any given restaraunt than Hooters. And really, w/ what chicks sport for clothing these days, just take a walk outside and you're bound to see as much T&A as any hetero male can take.

[Reclaimer]

Been to 3 different Hooters in Houston
Dallas
San Juan Puerto Rico
Norfolk
Newport News
Los Angeles
Hollywood
Miami
New Orleans
San Diego

It's all the same suckage.
Buffalo Wild Wings has much better wings than Hooters does, and the girls are much nicer.
Hooters is a gimick and it's pretty much done now.

[BoneHead]

REC...you didn't like the Hooters in San Jaun? I thought it was pretty good. The best ones I've been too are here in Kansas City, Pensacola, and Long Beach.

The others I've been too, well they pretty much sucked.

[Reclaimer]

REC...you didn't like the Hooters in San Jaun? I thought it was pretty good. The best ones I've been too are here in Kansas City, Pensacola, and Long Beach.

The others I've been too, well they pretty much sucked.

We went back in 97 and the whole staff was just flat chested and mean.
The place stank of something horrible like someone had died outside the place.

[JJaX]

If you don't like hooters, GIIIIT OUT.

[bmdubya]

A little off topic, but I think the best restaurant is Ted's. That place rocks, they have the best burgers and fries I have ever eaten.

But back again to Hooters, their food really isn't that great, and you will find like 1 or 2 girls at every Hooters that is pretty hot. So yeah, it really isn't that great.

[Snake Eyez]

We went back in 97 and the whole staff was just flat chested and mean.
The place stank of something horrible like someone had died outside the place.
Dude it's PR. I'm sure someone did die around there recently.

[Reclaimer]

Dude it's PR. I'm sure someone did die around there recently.

Which doesn't suprise me because that was the mission where the drive by shooting occured at the outdoor bar we were at later that same day in old town San Juan.

Two days later, a woman committed suicide by jumping over the railing and drowing in the harbor in front of me, while on guard duty for the ship at the pier in San Juan.

We stopped someone in a traffic jam next to us for directions, somebody plowed into the back of that car, and the driver jumped out with a baseball bat and went to town on the driver and the car that hit him. That was in Fajardo.

I ran over a goat and probably a lot of chickens taking a friend of mine to the emergency room in a rental car that had bullet holes in the trunk, no windshield wipers, and no side windows to be found. That was somewhere between Fajardo and Roosevelt Roads.

I love Puerto Rico.

[Nurb]

It's a good racket for the women that work there; they flirt and give some minor contact to the back or shoulders (and of course flaunt the twins), and they get big tips from the poor shlubs already charged out the ass for thier nasty food.

I'm lucky enough not to get suckered in by the hooters thing and strip bars. I'm not a 'look but don't touch' kinda guy. Besides, why waste money for what you can get for free on the net? You can't touch what's in front of you either way :D

[Reclaimer]

I'm just burned out. Hooters is like a haven for the military guys. So especially being stationed up in Norfolk where there was a lot Hooters places in the Hampton Roads area, almost every other day was like.. "Where are we going to have lunch.." and somebody automatically chimes in "Hooters!"

When our patrol boat would stop in San Diego, it was tradition we would have our dinner at Hooters in the gas lamp district.

When we got off the plane in Miami, it was tradition to have our pre mission roll out dinner at Hooters in South Beach.

If we rolled out to San Juan instead of Miami, it was Hooters in old town.

So after 10 years I got burned out. Same flipping bad wings, same over priced beer, same bad food and so on.

[draffauf]

The wings at Hooters taste like they were soaked in a urinal full of vinegar and tabasco sauce.

Hooters is the kind of place that only survives because 75% of the guys walking out suspect that one of the waitresses was really into them.

[ChampTTU]

Lubbock actually got it's first hooters about a year ago. It was a pretty big deal since this is such a conservative area.

Anyways....ya the food is way overpriced. Everything is an add on. Would you like fries with your burger? ok...how about lettuce? bread? How about you shut your fucking mouth bitch and bring me my food.

ahem....last time I went I had a waitress that was right up my alley. Just my type. Beautiful.

[draffauf]

ahem....last time I went I had a waitress that was right up my alley. Just my type. Beautiful.

That's the business. I think they should just get it over with and let you pay in singles and stick them in their cleavage and pants.

[bmdubya]

Lubbock actually got it's first hooters about a year ago. It was a pretty big deal since this is such a conservative area.

Anyways....ya the food is way overpriced. Everything is an add on. Would you like fries with your burger? ok...how about lettuce? bread? How about you shut your faping mouth bitch and bring me my food.

ahem....last time I went I had a waitress that was right up my alley. Just my type. Beautiful.
Yeah, one time I ate there, and she asked us if we wanted fries or cheese sticks with our chicken wings, and we thought that it came with the wings, so we all got cheese sticks. It added 6 fucking dollars to our ticket.

[JJaX]

I like the food and beer...

The ladies there are a nice edtion.

Fags.

Waaaah I don't like college girl pussy waah.

[Reclaimer]

I like the food and beer...

The ladies there are a nice edtion.

Fags.

Waaaah I don't like college girl pussy waah.

So I'm a fag because I dont want to pay for bad food and over pay for beer that's cheaper at better bars?
I'm sorry, not every hooters is filled with hot chicks with big huge titties either.
I don't have to like ugly college pussy by default because they're employees of their local Hooters.

[JJaX]

So I'm a fag because I dont want to pay for bad food and over pay for beer that's cheaper at better bars?
I'm sorry, not every hooters is filled with hot chicks with big huge titties either.
I don't have to like ugly college pussy by default because they're employees of their local Hooters.

Yes, you are.

:heart: :heart:

I still love you though. :high5:

[Reclaimer]

Yes, you are.

:heart: :heart:

I still love you though. :high5:

Oh, well in that case it's all good.