join date might be a little off?

[blinx]

june 2004? dont think so....

[duke]

Your account was moved here from CC. That's when you joined CC.

[blinx]

Your account was moved here from CC. That's when you joined CC.


yeah i kinda figured that one out after someone told me the database was from CC... you guys gonna keep that the same? or no? :eek:

[Stifler]

yeah i kinda figured that one out after someone told me the database was from CC... you guys gonna keep that the same? or no? :eek:
Why not? It saves the hassle of making about 150 members rejoin the forums, plus it gets us off on the right foot.

Nearly 400 members makes us look decent to start off, but more forum activity is needed.

[blinx]

Why not? It saves the hassle of making about 150 members rejoin the forums, plus it gets us off on the right foot.

Nearly 400 members makes us look decent to start off, but more forum activity is needed.

haha the site isnt fucking open yet :confused:

[Flood]

haha the site isnt fucking open yet :confused:
patience my son....patience

[kraft]

patience my son....patience

You slept with his mom? I was gunning for his sister. Wait, if I hook up with blinx's sister... that makes him my brother and law and flood my father in law? Jinkies...

[blinx]

You slept with his mom? I was gunning for his sister. Wait, if I hook up with blinx's sister... that makes him my brother and law and flood my father in law? Jinkies...


dont you have a girlfriend..... :eek:

[Viper]

You slept with his mom? I was gunning for his sister. Wait, if I hook up with blinx's sister... that makes him my brother and law and flood my father in law? Jinkies...

:confused: How does hooking up with blinx's sister relate you to flood?

i know blinx and flood are tight and ill but.... they didnt get married or anything did they?

[kraft]

:confused: How does hooking up with blinx's sister relate you to flood?

i know blinx and flood are tight and ill but.... they didnt get married or anything did they?

*sigh*

Alright, time for the in-depth explanation of the joke.

1. Flood called blinx 'my son' thereby signifying he was in fact blinx's true father. Now maybe it was a metaphorical allusion to being a mentor, but for the sake of the satyrical joke I decided to take this piece of information at face value and assume he truely claimed to be blinx's father.

2. The second allusion appeared as me saying I was going to marry blinx's cute sister. Now in total truth I will most likely not marry his sister. I may sleep with her and tell her I will call her back, but in actuality I won't, because I'm sort of a dick like that.

3. Now lets assume for the moment that I DID marry blinx's sister. That would instantaenously make me blinx's brother-in-law. And since Flood claims to be blinx's father I would assume that he also is the father of blinx's sister. Best case scenario is that he in fact is and would thereby be my biological father-in-law. Now if blinx's sister has a different father than blinx then flood would still be my father-in-law but only by commonlaw which is never quite as much fun.

Well, that joke is now thoroughly ruined. I shall tell you a new joke instead to take its' place:

Whats the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass?
Your dick.

(p.s. I know the male genatalia is not truely a muscle, so please don't tear apart another joke by overanalyzing that. Just take into account the pourous membrane responsible for retaining blood during the male erection shares the same genetical makeup as muscle tissue. I.E. pretend it's a muscle anyways.)

[Flood]

kraft...you're the best!

[Casper]

bwahahahahahaha - fuckin shit Kraft - THAT is why I missed you (no, it wasn't cuz of me sitting at your bedside in the hosp and having a bonding moment either)

[Viper]

*sigh*

Alright, time for the in-depth explanation of the joke.

1. Flood called blinx 'my son' thereby signifying he was in fact blinx's true father. Now maybe it was a metaphorical allusion to being a mentor, but for the sake of the satyrical joke I decided to take this piece of information at face value and assume he truely claimed to be blinx's father.

2. The second allusion appeared as me saying I was going to marry blinx's cute sister. Now in total truth I will most likely not marry his sister. I may sleep with her and tell her I will call her back, but in actuality I won't, because I'm sort of a dick like that.

3. Now lets assume for the moment that I DID marry blinx's sister. That would instantaenously make me blinx's brother-in-law. And since Flood claims to be blinx's father I would assume that he also is the father of blinx's sister. Best case scenario is that he in fact is and would thereby be my biological father-in-law. Now if blinx's sister has a different father than blinx then flood would still be my father-in-law but only by commonlaw which is never quite as much fun.

Well, that joke is now thoroughly ruined. I shall tell you a new joke instead to take its' place:

Whats the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass?
Your dick.

(p.s. I know the male genatalia is not truely a muscle, so please don't tear apart another joke by overanalyzing that. Just take into account the pourous membrane responsible for retaining blood during the male erection shares the same genetical makeup as muscle tissue. I.E. pretend it's a muscle anyways.)


Well... thats for clearing that up. You did a great job at answering all my questions.

[kraft]

(no, it wasn't cuz of me sitting at your bedside in the hosp and having a bonding moment either)

Are you sure? I found it a little strange that when I woke up you were smiling and my ass was hurting...

[Viper]

Are you sure? I found it a little strange that when I woke up you were smiling and my ass was hurting...

I think you guys should end this now while your both still respected members.... :eek:

[WillyV2]

Clan-Council has more members, so did you guys delete some in the transfer or something?

[kraft]

The database was ported over and reset a while ago. Anyone that joined CC after the database was transferred won't be included on this site.

[WillyV2]

Ah, that'd explain it. Thanks.