Divorced over Halo2/Forza

[fiXXXer]

Haha, what a douche. Make your woman cum, and you can pretty much do whatever you want.


Well, my wife came home with a great suprise last night...DIVORCE PAPERS.

She says I play this game too much, I play it as soon as I get home from work, barely eat at times and she says I ignore her needs in and out of the bedroom. She says "first it was Halo 2, now Forza...that's it!"

I just don't understand what's her problem?

Is it my fault that Forza is such a good game? I mean, yea I log on like 3 or 4 hours a day but is that really that bad?

I can't stand this, now I'm gonna have to argue with the judge to not allow her to get my xbox. She can take the car, the house, hell even the kids...but she has to leave me the Xbox and Forza. Maybe Halo 2...why not. And at least 2 controllers and the headset and all the power cords.

Man this sucks, I really liked having a roof over my head. Now I'm gonna have to shack up with someone else just so I can play my Forza.

Anyone need a roommate?

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=920720&topic=20891288

[Variation]

Even if it was real, yes, he's a douche.

[StudioAlex]

Sounds like a stupid joke. I just give my woman the backhand to keep her in line.





I'm referring, of course, to our weekly tennis matches.

[Sheeyt]

haha my wife complains about me playing Matrix Online all the time.

[TOTTEN]

If its not fake that guy needs to get beaten to death.

[blinx]

If its not fake that guy needs to get beaten to death.


hahah yeah... or his xbox taken away

[BREVITY]

Retard.

[Variation]

Sounds like a stupid joke. I just give my woman the backhand to keep her in line.

But then you'ld have to walk ALL the way over to the kitchen ;) :D :rofl:

[blinx]

But then you'ld have to walk ALL the way over to the kitchen ;) :D :rofl:


why do women have such small feet?

so they can stand closer to the counter